And Hillary Clinton's ...

"And Hillary Clinton's camp says she is not actively seeking the vice presidential nomination. Passive-aggressively seeking it, yes."

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Bill Clinton was walking along the ...

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie`s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.The Genie said, "Nope...Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...What`ll it be?"Bill didn`t hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for bringing peace to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I`m good, but not THAT good. I don`t think it can be done. Make another wish."Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don`t like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she`s mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That`s what I want."The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that map again."

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Bill looks at Al, chuckles .....

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

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Hillary Clinton died and went to...

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?""That`s Mother Teresa`s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.""Whose clock is that?""That`s Abraham Lincoln`s clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.""Where`s Bill`s clock?" Hillary asked."Bill`s clock is in Jesus` office. He`s using it as a ceiling fan."

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Bill Clinton is visiting a school.

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy.""No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy.""I`m afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer."What?" asks Clinton, "Isn`t there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy.""Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?""Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn`t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"