Hillary Clinton died and went to...

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?""That`s Mother Teresa`s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.""Whose clock is that?""That`s Abraham Lincoln`s clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.""Where`s Bill`s clock?" Hillary asked."Bill`s clock is in Jesus` office. He`s using it as a ceiling fan."

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